Monday, May 21, 2007

How to get a free holiday.

Really, I no blaff you one.

Takes about 3 1/2 hours of work only.

1. Go listen to a time share sales pitch
- Just give your phone number when you stay in hotel, some cheesy promotion... etc etc somehow these ppl will soon find out who you are, your name, your gender and your age. They will then call you.

This part is called telemarketing on their part, to me is called: stop wasting my time, what's the deal here?

2. As a reward to listening their pitch they'll give you a hotel stay at XXX location for one night.
- Not bad. They say the sales pitch will only take 60mins. I don't think so. The REAL sales pitch is when they press you after the pitch after the 60mins. Asking you questions like: What's stopping you? Is money the issue, if yes, then how much can you afford....helping you to see past your 'issues' to get to a 'YES'. So Id say the REAL sales pitch time is 120mins.

Their part now is to bite and don't let go. I call my part here: act blur think smart.

3. As a reward to your strong willed NO and super thick skin :) You now have a free 1 night stay. Don't complain if the room is lousy, service is non-existent.. usually it's not. But if it is... it's free okay!

Why 3 1/2 hours? KL traffic and parking. 1 1/2 hours to get to their office and park and back. 2 hours to listen to pitch :)

This is when u say yay! you got a free stay... now does anyone have any idea how to get free transport to the hotel?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wow didn't know your attention span that good. I don't think I would have lasted ten minutes before I start fidgeting and feeling very confined, trapped, like the walls are closing in on me, help i can't breathe!!